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    Bezos' Net Worth Cut In Half: Amazon CEO Announces He Is Getting A Divorce

    Just days after Amazon finally seized the mantle of world's most-valuable company - surpassing Microsoft and Apple - CEO Jeff Bezos, currently the world's richest man with a net worth of roughly $170 billion, has released some surprising - though not entirely unexpected - news: He's getting a divorce.

    The two have been together for 25 years, which means their union is about as old as Amazon itself, which Bezos founded in 1994. It's unclear whether MacKenzie and Jeff signed a prenup. Since Washington is a "community property" state, half of all assets accrued in the marriage would go to her. It's also a "no fault" state, meaning that these rules apply no matter
    what transpired to end the union.

    But assuming for a minute that they didn't and she successfully wins half of his assets, the 50% expected hit to Bezos' net worth would lead him to drop from world's richest to world's fifth-richest man behind Bernard Arnault . . .
    https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2019-01-09/bezos-net-worth-cut-half-amazon-ceo-announces-he-getting-divorce
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    Mrs. Mackenzie will emerge a Billionaire worth 61.28 billion dollars. That is roughly 2.45 billion for each year she was married to Bezos. Not bad.
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    Bezos goes MGTOW. He's gonna learn his lesson but good on this one.
    She is gonna treat him like an Amazon warehouse employee.
    Another: Why do all his kids look chinese?
    Is the mailman Chinese?

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    Re: Bezos' Net Worth Cut In Half: Amazon CEO Announces He Is Getting A Divorce

    You know. It's dangerous to go down this line of thinking... But rumor has it you can order an assasination on the dark web for as little as $20K.
    "Until death do us part" may be cheaper to invoke.
    Shame is a womans primary weapon. Watch for it, and call it out wherever you see it. Few women know how to handle a man immune to shame.

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    Bezzy is just legally hiding his assets from his creditors as all of the billionaires do on their divorce .

    Billionaires have their own little armies if they wanted the wifey would never be heard from again .
    You cant keep a player down!
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    His net worth is about 170 billion ....of debt .
    You cant keep a player down!
    Dont hate him , hate your fuking bullshit game !

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    So how much child & spousal support is he going to have to pay her in his state? She will ONLY have $62 billion, she can't possibly survive on that pittance!

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    Re: Bezos' Net Worth Cut In Half: Amazon CEO Announces He Is Getting A Divorce

    Quote Originally Posted by CPRA View Post
    Another: Why do all his kids look chinese? Is the mailman Chinese?
    Ye good observation. His daughter in particular looks like she is pure Indonesian, Vietnamese or something

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    Mr. Xi is a very good mailman he also brings mail to Zuckerberg`s family
    You cant keep a player down!
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    Re: Bezos' Net Worth Cut In Half: Amazon CEO Announces He Is Getting A Divorce

    Quote Originally Posted by Alik Sakharov View Post
    Mr. Xi is a very good mailman he also brings mail to Zuckerberg`s family
    LOL no, only the last child is beautiful but she is of course adopted . The rest of the kids are squeaky clean jewish
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    Re: Bezos' Net Worth Cut In Half: Amazon CEO Announces He Is Getting A Divorce

    The thing that really stuck me was the divorce statement he and the wife put out. Just ridiculous.

    The part about even if we knew we would divorce we would still have gotten married.
    25 awesome years. A "loving" trial separation?
    Wonderful shared future.....you read this thing and it's like they will sit on the sofa together and watch a movie together right after court. Everything will be the same except their titles.
    So why divorce? Or why be married? This oh so politically correct statement is senseless.
    "People are always angry at anyone who chooses very individual standards for his life; because of the extraordinary treatment which that man grants to himself, they feel degraded, like ordinary beings."
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    https://www.foxnews.com/entertainmen...lauren-sanchez

    Really. $170 billion / 2.....for her?

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    Another fun fact about "Team "Vagina"....

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