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    Amusing Satire [male femenist]


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    Re: Amusing Satire [male femenist]

    I will tell you my friend. First we gotta change a few things. Get the stud out of your ear, pick a different color then pink.
    Next, get a job. A real job, better paying the better, and get some muscle on them bones.
    Now this is going to sound counter productive but leave feminist behind and join the sex you where born with. It okay to be a white male. Say it with me again its okay to be a white male.
    You are now a conservative, you don't agree with them crazies and you will register as a republican next election. Congrats I have increased your odds. Now here is a .9mm go learn to shoot please keep your finger off the trigger until you are ready to fire, and no your foot does not count.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zasta View Post
    I will tell you my friend. First we gotta change a few things. Get the stud out of your ear, pick a different color then pink.
    Next, get a job. A real job, better paying the better, and get some muscle on them bones.
    Now this is going to sound counter productive but leave feminist behind and join the sex you where born with. It okay to be a white male. Say it with me again its okay to be a white male.
    You are now a conservative, you don't agree with them crazies and you will register as a republican next election. Congrats I have increased your odds. Now here is a .9mm go learn to shoot please keep your finger off the trigger until you are ready to fire, and no your foot does not count.
    You have basically summarized the father and son interaction in the movie Shaft (2019).
    An escort is a woman you occasionally financially support only when she has sex with you.

    A date is a woman you occasionally financially support in the hope she will have sex with you.

    A wife is a woman you constantly financially support even when she is not having sex with you.

    An ex-wife is a woman you constantly financially support with alimony so she can have sex......with someone else.

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    Re: Amusing Satire [male femenist]

    Quote Originally Posted by zasta View Post
    I will tell you my friend. First we gotta change a few things. Get the stud out of your ear, pick a different color then pink.
    Next, get a job. A real job, better paying the better, and get some muscle on them bones.
    Now this is going to sound counter productive but leave feminist behind and join the sex you where born with. It okay to be a white male. Say it with me again its okay to be a white male.
    You are now a conservative, you don't agree with them crazies and you will register as a republican next election. Congrats I have increased your odds. Now here is a .9mm go learn to shoot please keep your finger off the trigger until you are ready to fire, and no your foot does not count.
    You're not handing that piece of shit a firearm! After feminist indoctrination the likelihood of suicide goes up exponentially! You may as well give him the bullet yourself!

    In that specimen we're facing years of MGTOW intensive care and rehabilitation! We could fix or repair 25 men for what it will cost to repair him! Logistics, it's all a matter of logistics! When it comes to "bang for the buck", we'll need to go thermal nuclear on him!

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    Re: Amusing Satire [male femenist]

    We're not expecting to hear from him anytime soon. In 20 years when one of his 'friends' metoo's him he'll come crying to us about it. Yawn!
    "Don't follow in my footsteps. I stepped in something."

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    Re: Amusing Satire [male femenist]

    Quote Originally Posted by sam luis obispo View Post
    You have basically summarized the father and son interaction in the movie Shaft (2019).
    I have added it to my next weekend watch list.

    Quote Originally Posted by mgtower View Post
    You're not handing that piece of shit a firearm! After feminist indoctrination the likelihood of suicide goes up exponentially! You may as well give him the bullet yourself!

    In that specimen we're facing years of MGTOW intensive care and rehabilitation! We could fix or repair 25 men for what it will cost to repair him! Logistics, it's all a matter of logistics! When it comes to "bang for the buck", we'll need to go thermal nuclear on him!
    I find receiving a felony unappealing to me. God knows the feminists don't need another martyr. We will keep the guns away from him and make him ghost from society. Awoken, but too broke recover.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zasta View Post
    I have added it to my next weekend watch list.
    r.
    It is in the theaters right now. Buy a ticket, send a message to Hollywood we want some man-centric movies.
    An escort is a woman you occasionally financially support only when she has sex with you.

    A date is a woman you occasionally financially support in the hope she will have sex with you.

    A wife is a woman you constantly financially support even when she is not having sex with you.

    An ex-wife is a woman you constantly financially support with alimony so she can have sex......with someone else.

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    Re: Amusing Satire [male femenist]

    Women are the greatest MGTOW teachers. He has chosen to be around them, so eventually he will:
    1) kill himself
    2) go MGTOW

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    Re: Amusing Satire [male femenist]

    Ha ha!!



    You've got DAVEY Thompson -



    We've got DALEY Thompson



    We win!!!!


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    Re: Amusing Satire [male femenist]

    Quote Originally Posted by Don Keyknob View Post

    We win!!!!

    We got Bruce Jenner! Woman of the year award! We win the international fucked-up countries award hands down!


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    Re: Amusing Satire [male femenist]

    Quote Originally Posted by mgtower View Post
    We got Bruce Jenner! Woman of the year award! We win the international fucked-up countries award hands down!

    Caitlyn Marie Jenner is an American television personality and retired Olympic gold .... Jenner's1976 world and Olympic record was broken by four points by Daley Thompson at the 1980 Olympics in Moscow;

    In the Decathlon, you score 5 points for wanting to keep your own winky!!

    Don't blame me...them's the roolz.

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    Re: Amusing Satire [male femenist]

    The term "feminist men" is as useful as the term "guard kitten"
    - Feminism is Cancer.
    - Where have all the good men gone? Away. Far far away... from you.
    - NAWALT? Maybe, but EWALT means Russian Roulette is a much safer bet...

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    Re: Amusing Satire [male femenist]

    1. That guy deadass looks like Ellen Degeneres.
    2. Male Feminists do not get the pussy wet.
    3. The fact that he literally has no backbone to check a woman when she's wrong shows he's a submissive male and unless if he's trying to attract a dominatrix, no normal woman would desire him
    4. The guy basically admitting to be a Yes-Man for sex is a bigger turn off for most women than Chads and even some normal dudes straight up being assertive with their sexuality.

    The only way he'd spend ample time with a women is if he's going shopping with them and carrying all of their bags while talking about wanting dudes like Jason Mamoa, Roman Reigns and Chris Hemsworth take them to plowtown and get their backs blown out.

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    Re: Amusing Satire [male femenist]

    Quote Originally Posted by JaydenJazz View Post

    The only way he'd spend ample time with a women is if he's going shopping with them and carrying all of their bags while talking about wanting dudes like Jason Mamoa, Roman Reigns and Chris Hemsworth take them to plowtown and get their backs blown out.

    Ha!!! Funny you mention that Jayden. I remember watching one of the earlier series of Game of Thrones with someone I was seeing. She mentioned on more than one occasion about how absolutely, wonderfully amazing a couple of the actors were while they were onscreen.

    Guess which ones? Do you think it was these two? -






    Or...these two? -


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    Re: Amusing Satire [male femenist]

    Quote Originally Posted by Don Keyknob View Post
    Ha!!! Funny you mention that Jayden. I remember watching one of the earlier series of Game of Thrones with someone I was seeing. She mentioned on more than one occasion about how absolutely, wonderfully amazing a couple of the actors were while they were onscreen.

    Guess which ones? Do you think it was these two? -






    Or...these two? -

    It's always the manlets that get the short end of the stick. Pun not intended...or was it?

    I never really understood Celebrity worship anyways. It's not like any of them would note the existence of a regular man or woman. Chicks and Simps always want what they can't have.

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    Re: Amusing Satire [male femenist]

    Quote Originally Posted by JaydenJazz View Post
    It's always the manlets that get the short end of the stick. Pun not intended...or was it?

    I never really understood Celebrity worship anyways. It's not like any of them would note the existence of a regular man or woman. Chicks and Simps always want what they can't have.

    Correct.

    I also know a woman who fantasises about Anthony Joshua.

    Like HE's just waiting around for a 50 year old single mother to gallop into his life!!

    And I bet LOADS of money that she genuinely thinks that it'd be a great match!!

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    Re: Amusing Satire [male femenist]

    It may be satire, but it wouldn't be funny if there weren't so goddamn many guys who are EXACTLY like this.

    The first mistake they make is in thinking that they will be included in the group if they go along with the feminist hate movement. This is incorrect. Feminists hate men, and they hate the men who support feminism just as much as every other man, if not more. There is nothing more universally hated by men OR women than a weak man, and you can't get much weaker than a male feminist.

    Another mistake they make is going after the low hanging fruit of feminists in the first place. Like if you were actively searching for the most hateful, damaged, unattractive group of women possible, you could not do better than a group of feminists. Even if you got what you were aiming for, what you'd be left with is a woman so vile and disgusting that you'd be better off sticking your dick in a meat grinder. Why any man would actively seek them out is beyond me.

    Overall it's just another weak beta-orbiting/white knighting strategy. Any man who hasn't realized how weak and ineffective this strategy is actually deserves what he gets...which if he's lucky, will just be ignored. That's assuming they don't decide to ruin his life with some sort of false accusation because they hate men. These are women who actually ruin men's lives for sport.

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    Re: Amusing Satire [male femenist]

    The real tragedy is that this 'man' believes the self-loathing he is proclaiming to the feminists will make him a 'good man.' Well, some guys just have to choke to death on the Red Pill...


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