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    Let's Add Up The Wedding Costs!!!!

    Okay Gents, let's start a tally for how much it costs to get married. I'll get it started:

    1. Decent tux w/ all of accoutrement - $ 800.00 to $ 900.00

    2. Wedding venue - starting at $ 1,500.00 I realize that cheap, no-tell motels have a ball room sometimes and that they can be rented, but I don't think wedding receptions are held there. Maybe I'm wrong, Sharquita and Tyrone possibly got married in there.

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    Re: Let's Add Up The Wedding Costs!!!!

    Even though my last one was years ago now, I personally spent around 5k mostly on the week long "honeymoon" not including the damned ring.
    Spent to much on that damned ring, and about had a cow when I found out she was taking it off and putting it on the sink in public restrooms before washing her damned hands. One of the things I made sure stayed with me when she moved out.

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    Re: Let's Add Up The Wedding Costs!!!!

    Of people I've known (no movie stars) the bigger the wedding, the shorter the marriage. Made you sick to think of the waste.

    When my friends married, the preacher got kind of pissed at the bride. On love, honor and obey, she made him cut out the obey. I aint no dog, she says.
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    Re: Let's Add Up The Wedding Costs!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by 743 Roadmaster View Post
    One of the things I made sure stayed with me when she moved out.
    Good on yer.

    Took me 6 months of all sorts of trickery to get the engagement ring back....but I eventually succeeded. Didn't want to be 'that guy'.

    It wasn't a conventional looking engagement ring, she picked it out herself - but it was a lovely item. To most of them it is only a nice piece of bling and not a symbol of what it represents.

    It'll stay in a drawer getting dusty as far as I'm concerned. I'd rather flush it down the toilet than allow her to glance at it one more time.

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    Re: Let's Add Up The Wedding Costs!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by frog View Post
    Of people I've known (no movie stars) the bigger the wedding, the shorter the marriage. Made you sick to think of the waste.

    When my friends married, the preacher got kind of pissed at the bride. On love, honor and obey, she made him cut out the obey. I aint no dog, she says.

    Yes...I've had that 'obey' argument before when the vows have come up in conversation. I wouldn't mind but why is it only the 'obey' they have a problem with?

    It's love, honour and obey......in reality, they are going to have serious issues performing all three of those promises....not just the latter one!!

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    Re: Let's Add Up The Wedding Costs!!!!

    Don’t forget the hidden cost of interest owed.
    Most young dudes can not afford a wedding so they borrow money.
    An article I read a while back ( sorry no link) said the average US wedding is 30k.
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    Re: Let's Add Up The Wedding Costs!!!!

    $0.00

    priceless!

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    Re: Let's Add Up The Wedding Costs!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Don Keyknob View Post
    Good on yer.

    Took me 6 months of all sorts of trickery to get the engagement ring back....but I eventually succeeded. Didn't want to be 'that guy'.

    It wasn't a conventional looking engagement ring, she picked it out herself - but it was a lovely item. To most of them it is only a nice piece of bling and not a symbol of what it represents.

    It'll stay in a drawer getting dusty as far as I'm concerned. I'd rather flush it down the toilet than allow her to glance at it one more time.
    When I gave it to her she told me that if we ever broke up she would give it back, Damned if I was not going to make her live up to that one.

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    Re: Let's Add Up The Wedding Costs!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by ɹǝʍoʇ View Post
    $0.00

    priceless!
    LOL! Exactly the amount I have spent.
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    Re: Let's Add Up The Wedding Costs!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Travis3000 View Post
    Maybe I'm wrong, Sharquita and Tyrone possibly got married in there.

    Travis, you're better than this.

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    Re: Let's Add Up The Wedding Costs!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Twist View Post
    Travis, you're better than this.
    hey twist...
    no he's not !!!
    thats what makes him great..
    damn bro,
    just arrived
    and stirring the pot already...
    love it !!!

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    Re: Let's Add Up The Wedding Costs!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by hitman View Post
    hey twist...
    no he's not !!!
    thats what makes him great..
    damn bro,
    just arrived
    and stirring the pot already...
    love it !!!

    I can always hope.

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    Re: Let's Add Up The Wedding Costs!!!!

    The biggest cost are the destroyed lives of the men and their children.
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    Re: Let's Add Up The Wedding Costs!!!!

    Let us not talk only of the costs! Let us list the benefits of wedding:

    <crickets>

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    Re: Let's Add Up The Wedding Costs!!!!

    Everything. A wedding will cost you everything.
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