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    Just from giblets

    Forks are harmless because they eat toxic fumes. Toxic fumes are killed by marshmallows and that’s the reason that the fork eats them; because the forks are made of marshmallows.
    Marshmallows appear to be harmless, however, they are not. Inside your stomach after you eat them, they start to sing. The signing goes on and on forever. It annoys all of the other food that is in your stomach and the foods eventually die of ear cancer caused by horrible singing.
    The toxic fumes of a landfill can only be killed by forks made of marshmallows. The marshmallows are sticky, so they absorb all of the fumes just like a sponge. Sponges are bad for your health but are good for your teeth.
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    Re: Sell Me Marriage.

    Sell me third degree burns!

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    Re: Sell Me Marriage.

    Ironically, cats are a lot like women, with conditional love, quickly changing their behavior from moment to moment, constantly changing their current desires and demands, with no sense of responsibility in any of it.
    Women like cats because cats are alpha. They do what they want. They can survive just fine without you. They hunt and kill and fight.

    Men like dogs because properly-trained dogs are loyal betas, and they are cool with that. Owning a dog is being the alpha of a pack.

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    Re: Sell Me Marriage.

    I have loved this clip from the moment I saw it.

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    Re: Sell Me Marriage.

    "There are always options", always.

    Saying "No".

    Saying "No, not right now".

    Saying "No, I'm still not interested".

    Saying "Why would I ever want to do that".

    Great movie clip, though I have not clue what the movie is titled or about.

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    Re: Sell Me Marriage.

    Dear God GregBo that video cannot CANNOT be real/legit...there is no way. OK if it is then our society is in worse trouble than I imagined.

    To Uly's point: I agree but to some extent it really boils down to supply/demand. What are women supplying? vs. What is there a demand for? Obviously screeching, entitled, narcissistic harpies who have only their rotting crotch flaps to offer are NOT in demand. Nor have they ever been. To be sure the blue pill simp crowd has been trained to believe those smelly female crotch flaps are the golden chalice of life, but even they are losing interest.

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    Re: Sell Me Marriage.

    Every time I hear the term marriage it always brings up a picture of a man's tummy infested with large worms.
    Except these parasites can be removed before the man dies.
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    Re: Sell Me Marriage.

    I start at 5:00 A.M.....Poor cupcake rolls in at 10:30? I don't think one should dignify that one with an answer.
    You are fired does work well tho….

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    Re: Sell Me Marriage.

    Sell me a loaded pistol to get away from these gold diggers

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    Re: Sell Me Marriage.

    Sell me a rancid vagina.

    Go ahead...

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    Re: Sell Me Marriage.

    Who knows Pete. With social media these days, it could be legit, a parody made for another purpose or a plea for help and assistance.

    Some of the stuff you find on youtube makes you think an ever increasing portion is completely BATS^^T crazy.

    Per your point with Uly, given that more men no longer aspire to have the nuclear family, or even a slice of it, why should you put up with any non civil behavior???
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    Re: Sell Me Marriage.

    Quote Originally Posted by May 7 2020 View Post
    I googled benefits of marriage. Some tax and medical benefits for when men are alive. Most of the benefits go into effect after the husband is dying or dead. Power of attorney medical notification and treatment continuation of pension payments anatomical gifts tax free transfer of title to surviving spouse. There was some reference to living longer or less stress for married men.
    The "living longer or less stress for married men" is like those smoke advertisement from the 60's.


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    Re: Sell Me Marriage.

    Quote Originally Posted by GregBO View Post
    Great movie clip, though I have not clue what the movie is titled or about.
    The video in the OP is from a movie called Up in The Air. One can make much of a commentary on how they ended up Clooney's character. It's oddly enough much of a Blue Pill movie...

    And that other video doesn't surprise me. This is pretty much how women have been for a very long time. This is an example of how all women think.
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    Re: Sell Me Marriage.

    Marriage:




    Sell me Mental Castration.
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    Re: Sell Me Marriage.

    Quote Originally Posted by Ballista_GTOW View Post
    The video in the OP is from a movie called Up in The Air. One can make much of a commentary on how they ended up Clooney's character. It's oddly enough much of a Blue Pill movie...

    And that other video doesn't surprise me. This is pretty much how women have been for a very long time. This is an example of how all women think.

    If you watch it backwards, the character arc is 100% MGTOW !

    Frank V.

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    Re: Sell Me Marriage.

    Sell you marriage?
    Like selling you a hand grenade with no pin?
    Or some chicken with Ebola?
    Or some used bathroom paper?

    Yes - Marriage. Aka the Black Death.

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    Re: Sell Me Marriage.

    Don't chase tail. Turn yours around, walk away, and live free!

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    fade to grey
    Last edited by May 7 2020; October 1, 2018 at 6:58 AM.
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    Re: Sell Me Marriage.

    No

    Ok. Let me rethink that.

    No

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    Re: Sell Me Marriage.

    The children argument for marriage doesn't hold up as shared parenting is the norm in Europe and soon in the USA/Canada. The problem with USA/Canada is that the systems are still designed to punish single fathers or fathers sharing parenting with a mother. It will take a while for USA/Canada to catchup with the rest of the world though because of the feminazis.


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