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    Another neighborhood wife just approached me!

    I'm a nervous fucking wreck right now! A neighborhood wife just showed up at my door asking me if "I want some company", out of the fucking BLUE!I have my CCTV running and I'm worried that she'll take my rejection to her personally and file some kind of charges with the police!

    Gentlemen, these are perilous times we live in! Right now I know I could be fucking her instead of writing this WARNING to the unwary and pussy addicted fool!

    The fucked part is this has happened on more than ONE OCCASION! She's #4! And yes a long time ago I did fuck one of them to my eternal REGRET!

    Fucking unreal! What has this society become? I'm gonna pray for gods protection from this MADNESS!

    I'm a fucking GHOST for a DAMN GOOD REASON!

    FUCK THESE MODERN WOMEN AND THE LIBERATED HORSE THEY ROAD IN ON! How fucking unclean they can BE?

    MARRIAGE IS A FUCKING PILE OF DOGSHIT! WARNING: THAT COULD BE YOUR WIFE LOOKING FOR SHELTER UNDER ANOTHER MAN'S ROOF! I WISH I WASN'T HOME!!! `

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    Re: Another neighborhood wife just approached me!

    She came back and I wouldn't answer the door! She left, GOOD FUCKING RIDDING!

    I'm jumping in my car and going for a drive!

    WHY ME?!?!?!?!?!?

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    Re: Another neighborhood wife just approached me!

    Dunno, Tower, you must have inadvertently shown some hint of having resources. Or somehow came off as a Chad. Regardless, just treat them like the various Evangelical Christians that knock on my door every once in a while, and don't answer the door.
    Maybe the bored housewives will leave their own version of a brochure.

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    Re: Another neighborhood wife just approached me!

    You need to have C-PIG visit you. The next time one of those bimbos shows up at your door, have him answer it...dressed as Crissy! After Crissy dresses her down for chasing after HER man, you'll never see a woman at your door again.
    "Don't follow in my footsteps. I stepped in something."

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    Re: Another neighborhood wife just approached me!

    You guys crack me up! ROTFL!

    But seriously, it freaked me the fuck out! I was a nervous wreck for about an hour, waiting for the cops to show up with her in the background with self inflicted wounds blaming it on ME! Once you've been with a psycho bitch pathological liar you NEVER GO BACK! I honestly can't want any more nothing to do with them! My level of ghost is on an entirely new platform! I'm talking the kind of wanting nothing to do with them that will last FOREVER! And a day! With another forever on top of that!

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    Re: Another neighborhood wife just approached me!

    You should have shouted "OH SWEET JESUS. THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE...COME IN....QUICKLY"

    And then pointed at the vaccuum and showed her the massive pile of ironing.

    Then gone fishing with your bodycam switched on.

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    Re: Another neighborhood wife just approached me!

    Quote Originally Posted by Don Keyknob View Post
    You should have shouted "OH SWEET JESUS. THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE...COME IN....QUICKLY"

    And then pointed at the vaccuum and showed her the massive pile of ironing.

    Then gone fishing with your bodycam switched on.
    I'm not clicking on "Like this post" because I didn't! As soon as you say "come in" YOU'RE FUCKED! Doesn't matter what your plans "WERE" you're fucked anyway! They'll peel you like a fucking onion!

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    Re: Another neighborhood wife just approached me!

    Quote Originally Posted by mgtower View Post
    I'm not clicking on "Like this post" because I didn't! As soon as you say "come in" YOU'RE FUCKED! Doesn't matter what your plans "WERE" you're fucked anyway! They'll peel you like a fucking onion!
    CLICK IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!

    Or I'll send the bitch's sisters and female cousins around too....they'll all be parked in your living room for so long you'll have to give all 12 of them half your stuff.

    EACH!!!!

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    Re: Another neighborhood wife just approached me!

    You definately did the right thing. Good thing you have cameras just in case. Tower be having bitches pussy’es wet. Mgtowers the ultimate asshole(and I say that in a proud happy way), and you know how women feel about assholes.

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    Re: Another neighborhood wife just approached me!

    Quote Originally Posted by don keyknob View Post
    click iiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!!!!!!!!!!

    Or i'll send the bitch's sisters and female cousins around too....they'll all be parked in your living room for so long you'll have to give all 12 of them half your stuff.

    Each!!!!
    clicked!! 12 times!!!

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    Re: Another neighborhood wife just approached me!

    Quote Originally Posted by #Redpillbible View Post
    You definately did the right thing. Good thing you have cameras just in case. Tower be having bitches pussy’es wet. Mgtowers the ultimate asshole(and I say that in a proud happy way), and you know how women feel about assholes.
    Thanks RPB, I'm honored! God was scratching his ass when he made me!

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    Re: Another neighborhood wife just approached me!

    Quote Originally Posted by mgtower View Post
    clicked!! 12 times!!!

    Darn tootin'!!!!!!

    On second thoughts Tower....you'd better go out and check on your bear traps - they're not picking off the full radius of your property efficiently.

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    Re: Another neighborhood wife just approached me!

    Quote Originally Posted by Don Keyknob View Post
    Darn tootin'!!!!!!

    On second thoughts Tower....you'd better go out and check on your bear traps - they're not picking off the full radius of your property efficiently.
    Bear traps? Oh I see, you meant cunt traps

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    Re: Another neighborhood wife just approached me!

    They made bear traps illegal in Massachusetts, how do you think she got to my door?

    One thing's for sure, after her and the hailstorm/thunderstorm today, I realized PTSD never goes away, I'm still unnerved by the events of today! I can't imagine handling the stress a woman inflicts on a man day to day!

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    Re: Another neighborhood wife just approached me!

    You could try the tactic I always suggest: bitch about some sort of physical ailment. Something unsexy. Allergies. Bad feet. Fungus. Moan that in 15 years time, you're going to need a full-time carer.

    I mean - I've never had the need to do anything like that, myself. I'm pretty repellent as-is. But it might be worth a shot, and it would be cool if it works.

    In the meantime - keep recording everything.

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    Re: Another neighborhood wife just approached me!

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Wombat View Post
    You could try the tactic I always suggest: bitch about some sort of physical ailment. Something unsexy. Allergies. Bad feet. Fungus. Moan that in 15 years time, you're going to need a full-time carer.

    I mean - I've never had the need to do anything like that, myself. I'm pretty repellent as-is. But it might be worth a shot, and it would be cool if it works.

    In the meantime - keep recording everything.
    To be perfectly honest, in situations like that I found silent departure is the best policy! The only time I open my mouth is to change feet!

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    Re: Another neighborhood wife just approached me!

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Wombat View Post
    You could try the tactic I always suggest: bitch about some sort of physical ailment. Something unsexy. Allergies. Bad feet. Fungus. Moan that in 15 years time, you're going to need a full-time carer.

    I mean - I've never had the need to do anything like that, myself. I'm pretty repellent as-is. But it might be worth a shot, and it would be cool if it works.

    In the meantime - keep recording everything.

    Great tactic!!

    Optional extra topic of how you are also about to become almost penniless - and the total and utter revulsion of you will be complete.

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    Re: Another neighborhood wife just approached me!

    Quote Originally Posted by Don Keyknob View Post
    Great tactic!!

    Optional extra topic of how you are also about to become almost penniless - and the total and utter revulsion of you will be complete.
    Better yet, tell her you need $70,000.00 to stop foreclosure and another $35,000.00 for credit card debt to avoid bankruptcy proceedings scheduled for the week after! She'll burn a trail out of there so fast you'll need to hang on to the railing!

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    Re: Another neighborhood wife just approached me!

    I’ve been there MGtower...It’s almost like the devil himself is singling you out...fuckn freaky shit...It didnt work this time so be ready when he tries a completly different tactic...Keep on keepn your cool

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    Re: Another neighborhood wife just approached me!

    Quote Originally Posted by Malinois View Post
    I’ve been there MGtower...It’s almost like the devil himself is singling you out...fuckn freaky shit...It didnt work this time so be ready when he tries a completly different tactic...Keep on keepn your cool
    Thanks Malinoius, I appreciate the encouragement, I found out from a friend that they may be divorced and she's single, wait, no, nobody can be legally single again after they're married, they can only be divorced or widowed!

    Fuck that and all that baggage! I'm SINGLE! I'm staying SINGLE! All they bring to the table is STRUGGLE, MISDIRECTION, WANTS, DEMANDS, NEEDS, COPS, LAWYERS, COURT CASES, and full cornucopia that's bad for any man with PTSD!

    Jaded by divorce (two that I know of) kids, tells me she's only looking for some FREE HOUSING and another MORON to RINSE AND REPEAT! Divorced single mother with children, YEA RIGHT!


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