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    Senior Member Knarley Bob's Avatar
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    I am the ultimate ghost....

    I'm bald, a little over weight, white beard, and I dress in jeans, a T-shirt with suspenders. Usually sporting an NRA ball cap. And I need a haircut.
    I drive either an HHR or a JEEP Liberty.
    There ain't NO women looking at me.
    Besides, at darn near 60, and on Blood pressure meds, there ain't much I CAN do for cupcake....
    TEE-HEE, ain't life grand? It's like being on vacation!!
    Knarley
    As soon as she says "I do", she don't
    MOLON LABE......."Come take them"

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    Re: I am the ultimate ghost....

    Quote Originally Posted by Knarley Bob View Post
    I'm bald, a little over weight, white beard, and I dress in jeans, a T-shirt with suspenders. Usually sporting an NRA ball cap. And I need a haircut.
    I drive either an HHR or a JEEP Liberty.
    There ain't NO women looking at me.
    Besides, at darn near 60, and on Blood pressure meds, there ain't much I CAN do for cupcake....
    TEE-HEE, ain't life grand? It's like being on vacation!!
    Knarley
    Except for driving a JEEP we would be twins. Although I wouldn't claim being "an ultimate ghost". That guy wouldn't even be posting on the internet...

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    Re: I am the ultimate ghost....

    Knarley, you're the Scarlet Pimpernel of MGTOW!!

    They seek him here, they seek him there...

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    Senior Member Knarley Bob's Avatar
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    Re: I am the ultimate ghost....

    Quote Originally Posted by Autolite View Post
    Except for driving a JEEP we would be twins. Although I wouldn't claim being "an ultimate ghost". That guy wouldn't even be posting on the internet...
    I knew I was doing something wrong.....
    As soon as she says "I do", she don't
    MOLON LABE......."Come take them"

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    Re: I am the ultimate ghost....

    Quote Originally Posted by Knarley Bob View Post
    Besides, at darn near 60, and on Blood pressure meds, there ain't much I CAN do for cupcake....
    TEE-HEE, ain't life grand? It's like being on vacation!!
    Knarley
    Have a care Knarley, cupcake may be after the residuals after your passing ... might want to upgrade the vehicles and buy a few more suspender sets to drop you monetary market value.

    Maybe even working some colored dye into your beard every 6 months or so...
    "My comfort animal is a Florida Alligator and I take great comfort every time he eats someone!" - PistolPete

    "​My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.​" - Clarence Buddinton Kelland

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    Re: I am the ultimate ghost....

    Well you know Knarley the actor Tony Randall married Heather Harlan when he was 75 and she was 25 and she managed to squirt out two kids; so I guess his baby-gravy was still potent! So be on guard man those women can sniff out $$$$ like blood-hounds.


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