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    Tinder profile. My MGTOW is showing thru

    So. Just mildly curious at tinder. As my profile suggests, I don't really expect any more matches since I updated my profile this morning.

    As I dated someone for 9 months without giving her sex, I am a step away from monk mode, so I have little to lose.

    Profile:
    Swipe left if you are my age with photos of fake gang signs, duck face, pink/green/blue hair, world travelers using someone else's wallet, have a slew of blue pill manginas and beta orbiters on call on your smartphone ... You get it. If you 'smh' at those types, swipe right.

    I can't believe the number of 30/40 something bishes with pics of their childish behavior like the white girl with gang signs and obnoxious colored hair.

    If I can find them again I may post pics of this childish behavior. Just because they don't believe in The Wall doesn't mean The Wall doesn't believe in them.

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    Re: Tinder profile. My MGTOW is showing thru

    Quote Originally Posted by ATLien View Post
    Just because they don't believe in The Wall doesn't mean The Wall doesn't believe in them.
    As with driving, the walls you don't see are the ones you hit the hardest
    “And what is good, Phaedrus,
    And what is not good—
    Need we ask anyone to tell us these things?”

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    Re: Tinder profile. My MGTOW is showing thru

    Most of my older female relatives are in the dark about tinder. They argue I am not trying hard enough, and yet if they even knew what tinder was about that would shatter their insulated reality. Sometimes a comedian doesn't have to write a joke or parody reality as it writes itself. Tinder is no different in that it perfectly explains toxic behavior coming from women way past their prime.

    Logically it makes no sense to "try hard" or "settle" with women past their prime. If women don't recognize their SMV declining a man in white armor isn't going to convince them otherwise. Simply put people that make a series of bad choices in life are not people I want to "try hard with".

    I have found most women that approach me have usually been the least toxic of the bunch, but they are not angels either.

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    Re: Tinder profile. My MGTOW is showing thru

    I left-swipe on:

    • fat (chinrolls etc)
    • closely-cropped face (see "fat", above)
    • Photos that are not photos of the woman. Group photos, stock images.
    • Goodamn kids. Oh - I understand they all have kids, but kids *in a tinder profile pic* is fair warning, which I only need one of.
    • looking >50 (irrespective of what the reported age is)
    • being <40 (I match a lot of 36yos. Too young.)
    • trashy/low-class. Stupid looking.
    • very fit/active/outdoorsy (too hot for me )


    It's just an amusement, of course. I never got laid off Tinder.

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    Re: Tinder profile. My MGTOW is showing thru

    Swipe left if you are my age with photos of fake gang signs, duck face, pink/green/blue hair, world travelers using someone else's wallet,
    Haha thats hilarious

    have a slew of blue pill manginas and beta orbiters on call on your smartphone ... You get it.
    I would rephrase this, you are pulling the curtain way the fuck back.
    "The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who know where it is are the ones who have gone over." Hunter S Thompson

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    Re: Tinder profile. My MGTOW is showing thru

    And first off..... WTF have you done to your hair? Trying to avoid the wall?.... FAIL

    aged.... 43. 13 years post wall and still doesn't realize it

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    Re: Tinder profile. My MGTOW is showing thru

    A rare sight... a single 40yo woman with her legs closed...

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    Re: Tinder profile. My MGTOW is showing thru

    TIME FOR SOME DUCKFACE!


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    Re: Tinder profile. My MGTOW is showing thru

    pro weight lifter lol.... bar is 45lbs, right? In my early 20s when I weighed less than 130lbs I could 3x squat 2-45s, 2-10s each side....

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    Re: Tinder profile. My MGTOW is showing thru

    NOW ON TO THE RIDICULOUS GANG SIGNS.... keep in mind the age listed in top right of the profile...



    Has anyone ever know a "Brandi" that wasn't a trashy whore?


    throwing up gang signs when you post wall is so cool...she has to do it more than once....


    dunno... does the V mean she eats pu$$y?


    old enough to be a grandma and then some... PEACE baby!











    now these ladies are soooo cool they using 2 handed gang signs.... smh


    offscreen assist with the thumbs up...


    54 years old and still doesn't know how to not look like a total idiot.
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    Re: Tinder profile. My MGTOW is showing thru

    and finally.... nothing says "I'm a total whore" like...




    wait for it....






    wait for it......








    I can only imagine the relief that guy had after suffering for 31 hours with this one.... he dodged that bullet!
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    Re: Tinder profile. My MGTOW is showing thru

    Quote Originally Posted by Azure Nomad View Post
    Most of my older female relatives are in the dark about tinder. They argue I am not trying hard enough, and yet if they even knew what tinder was about that would shatter their insulated reality. Sometimes a comedian doesn't have to write a joke or parody reality as it writes itself. Tinder is no different in that it perfectly explains toxic behavior coming from women way past their prime.

    Logically it makes no sense to "try hard" or "settle" with women past their prime. If women don't recognize their SMV declining a man in white armor isn't going to convince them otherwise. Simply put people that make a series of bad choices in life are not people I want to "try hard with".

    I have found most women that approach me have usually been the least toxic of the bunch, but they are not angels either.
    show your relatives these photos.... and then ask them... do you see now why I'm staying single?
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    Re: Tinder profile. My MGTOW is showing thru

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Wombat View Post
    I left-swipe on:

    • fat (chinrolls etc)
    • closely-cropped face (see "fat", above) EXACTLY... they think we don't know why there are no body shots!
    • Photos that are not photos of the woman. Group photos, stock images. I've seen a couple of profiles which are ALL group shots... not into the game of trying to find walda
    • Goodamn kids. Oh - I understand they all have kids, but kids *in a tinder profile pic* is fair warning, which I only need one of. PLZ DON'T SHOW ME HOW HOTTER UR DAUGHTER IS THAN U ARE....
    • looking >50 (irrespective of what the reported age is) CRACKKKK..... WHORES!
    • being <40 (I match a lot of 36yos. Too young.)
    • trashy/low-class. Stupid looking.
    • very fit/active/outdoorsy (too hot for me ) I always swipe left when I see a pic of a mini-marathon runner. =narcissistic indicator


    It's just an amusement, of course. I never got laid off Tinder.
    agree.....
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    Re: Tinder profile. My MGTOW is showing thru

    the pain I went thru to get these pics... had to delete the app and reload it because I had swiped left on so many.....


    Quote Originally Posted by Newtons3rdLaw View Post
    Haha thats hilarious



    I would rephrase this, you are pulling the curtain way the fuck back.
    monk mode is very appealing.....
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    Re: Tinder profile. My MGTOW is showing thru

    lmao at the gang signs..those ones sticking up the two fingers..v..here in the uk this means fuck off you cunt...ha ha ha..these bitches come with their own warning signs..like low bridge..x-ing..now fuck off you cunt..hahaha
    " the mere fact women think it's acceptable to lie their way into a relationship, sums up exactly why they should be avoided".

    "All women,who seduce or betray into marriage by scents, paints, high heeled shoes, padded bossoms incur the penalty of the law enforced against witchcraft, and upon conviction the marriage shall be null and void" act of parliament 1770

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    Re: Tinder profile. My MGTOW is showing thru

    Added to my profile:

    "...showing off your trendy yet vapid yoga poses"

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    Re: Tinder profile. My MGTOW is showing thru

    Quote Originally Posted by ATLien View Post
    Added to my profile:

    "...showing off your trendy yet vapid yoga poses"
    But does NOT her "it be ma my former ba ba ba BABIES Daddy" part make up for it in her profile?!

    Anyway, at any rate, killer addition your profile. I hear that one all the way.

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    Re: Tinder profile. My MGTOW is showing thru

    Quote Originally Posted by ATLien View Post
    show your relatives these photos.... and then ask them... do you see now why I'm staying single?
    They will double down on the stupid and say you can find a good woman to marry through church. Most of these women at church are single mothers or divorced. Trying to use logic to explain to someone an emotional response is futile. It is best to walk away and let their emotions run them astray.

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    Re: Tinder profile. My MGTOW is showing thru

    These are some of the most hideous women I've ever seen. The 50 year old makes me want to throw up. IDK how bluepill men do it... Beer goggles?


    Quote Originally Posted by ATLien View Post
    pro weight lifter lol.... bar is 45lbs, right? In my early 20s when I weighed less than 130lbs I could 3x squat 2-45s, 2-10s each side....
    I agree with all your other criticisms except this one. Yes there are some freak girls who are crazy strong but the majority of women are not no matter how hard they push themselves.
    I saw a girl who was probably about 5'7-5'9 and muscular as hell, struggling to squat 135 for reps, and that's extremely impressive for an average gym going female.

    You can't compare yourself to a girl when it comes to lifting. Unless the girl is on steroids or a genetic god, she ain't gonna be lifting much compared to a guy no matter how hard she trains.

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    Re: Tinder profile. My MGTOW is showing thru

    Quote Originally Posted by AtLien
    I can't believe the number of 30/40 something bishes with pics of their childish behavior like the white girl with gang signs and obnoxious colored hair.
    Get your language right, dude. Those aren't fucking "gang signs!" (WHITE people invented that one, not little wanna be gansta boy!) They're just the old hippie peace sign. I have pictures of me with the exact same peace sign in one hand and a middle finger in the other at the camera from 1994. An ex-lover of mine, the most successful relationship I was ever in, had a that exact picture of me next to her bed. Then I moved into her making-a-lot-more-money-than-I-did place at the ripe age of 21. It became our place. Worked for me. Pardon the tangent there.

    On the other hand, lots of post-wall bitches are so stuck up due to the dating ratio being 4:1 in their favor that they think they're God's gift to men and online dating is often times a waste of time for the average guy. That's okay. Just get relearn to pick up chicks in public as opposed to feeding some wannabe princesses ego online only to not even get a message back.
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