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    Pickup lines vs breakup lines

    Gentlemen,

    As I'm a ghost I don't really give this much thought, but I recalled something
    which amused me this morning and thought I'd see what the Bachelors thought.

    When I was still interested in sex, I would learn pickup lines, conversation starters
    and the usual shit that goes with it.

    One day a long time ago I heard another guy sum up his breakup with a bitch.

    It went like this:

    "Hey, Do you want to see a magic trick? Abracadabra! Poof! You're single!"
    Throw yourself at the ground and miss. -Douglas Adams.
    Specialization is for insects. Robert A. Heinlein.

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    Re: Pickup lines vs breakup lines

    Tada! I've been fucking 4 other guys, some I've been fucking even before we met.

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    Re: Pickup lines vs breakup lines

    Pick up lines: anything outrageously flattering.

    Break up lines: anything outrageously honest.
    “If your happiness depends on what somebody else does, I guess you do have a problem.” (Richard Bach)

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    Re: Pickup lines vs breakup lines

    @marlow
    Just one,word, Program...,PARADOX.


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