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    Inflatable Wife

    I just had to post this CL free ad I found this morning, the poor simp sap should have stuck with the airhead!

    How can any man go from one divorce into another divorce just waiting to happen, I pity the fool for his stupidity!

    I've never been married and never will be, we're just worlds apart with no middle ground!

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    Re: Inflatable Wife

    Hope it wasn't a second hand one from e-Bay!!!!

    I just don't find these things realistic enough.....

    They should come with a sealed up vagina and a couple of little inflatable kids!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don Keyknob View Post
    Hope it wasn't a second hand one from e-Bay!!!!

    I just don't find these things realistic enough.....

    They should come with a sealed up vagina and a couple of little inflatable kids!!!
    If you really wanna be technical they should come with a talkie box that says " I want a divorce, I hate you, wait'll my lawyer gets done with you, you'll be SORRY!".

    Forget about a vagina seal of virginity, that just wouldn't be realistic! In fact, it should have a couple bio-packs with surprise STD's so you don't which ones or how many you contracted! You know, all in the interest of genuine realism!

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    Re: Inflatable Wife

    Quote Originally Posted by mgtower View Post
    Forget about a vagina seal of virginity, that just wouldn't be realistic! In fact, it should have a couple bio-packs with surprise STD's so

    I didn't mean 'sealed' as in minty fresh virgin - I meant sealed as in - you aren't getting access to it. It's now shut....forever!! Previously opened and ruined by Chad Heliumcock.
    Last edited by Don Keyknob; April 29, 2019 at 1:16 PM.

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    My luck the vagina would be filled with superglue, but then again I always say finger first! If it smells like cologne, leave it alone!

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    Hopefully it’s not a inflatable wife made by these guys.

    https://nypost.com/2018/11/21/used-c...in-crude-scam/

    Travis3000 made a topic about this above link on the other site, credit for article goes to him, but I thought it relates with your thread so I put the article here also
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    Re: Inflatable Wife

    Quote Originally Posted by #Redpillbible View Post
    Hopefully it’s not a inflatable wife made by these guys.

    https://nypost.com/2018/11/21/used-c...in-crude-scam/

    Travis3000 made a topic about this above link on the other site, credit for article goes to him, but I thought it relates with your thread so I put the article here also
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    Re: Inflatable Wife

    Quote Originally Posted by #Redpillbible View Post
    Hopefully itís not a inflatable wife made by these guys.

    https://nypost.com/2018/11/21/used-c...in-crude-scam/

    Travis3000 made a topic about this above link on the other site, credit for article goes to him, but I thought it relates with your thread so I put the article here also
    A few years ago some border cathouse was supposedly giving customers a piece of cling wrap for rubbers. Now that's cheap. In the seventies there was a story going round about a guy who found part of a Hong Kong newspaper inside his dick extension, but I don't think I believe that one.
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    Re: Inflatable Wife

    The ad says he's got a new wife. I wonder if batteries were included?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Joetech View Post
    The ad says he's got a new wife. I wonder if batteries were included?
    I dunno about batteries, but divorce lawyers come as standard equipment!

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    Re: Inflatable Wife

    you got to be taffin me.....!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Joetech View Post
    The ad says he's got a new wife. I wonder if batteries were included?
    To further add; I dunno about batteries included, but you can bet false assault and batteries are included!

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    Re: Inflatable Wife

    The fact it includes instructions rattles me.
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    Does she ride this?
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    Double tap. Sorry.
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    What makes you happy? What brings you joy? What lifts your spirit? What tickles your fancy? What complements your mood? What catches your eye? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=durbQ7nVfQ8

    How do you look out for someone you love? How do you shelter their dreams? How do you cherish their innocence? How do you guide them through life? How do you watch over their travels? How do you show them you care? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xd8PLHa6ec8

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    Re: Inflatable Wife

    I dunno about that, but the ones behind them they ride upside down! Some women have to be kept out of the barn!

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    Re: Inflatable Wife

    That was funny

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    Re: Inflatable Wife

    Why did he do that?


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